@naii naii.io Alexander Kluge

For people who think too much and LOL too little:

Life is no joke.

But what you’re about to read is.

Because tell me—

When was the last time you laughed out loud?

So your jaw hurt and your face felt like it finally came out of retirement?

Exactly.

The world’s gotten so serious, we forgot how to laugh.

I mean, a poker face is fine — when you’re gambling.

But all the time?!?!

I have em-pee-ree-cal evidence that mouth size is a direct indicator of fun and happiness.

Heck, there is even a niche sport called Mouth Fitness.

Because around 50 muscles are involved in facial expression.

And just like any other muscle… if you don’t use it, you lose it.

Which explains what you’re seeing here…

Mick Jagger— old but beloved rock star — on the left.
Mitch McConnell— old and unpopular US politician — on the right.

Mitch has an “old-person’s mouth” that:

* Looks like a dried raisin

* Has the size of a cherry pit

* Reminds you of a wrinkled butt

* Was clearly inspired by a sad emoji :(

Ask yourself:

When you’re 80, do you want to be like Mitch McConnell when you could be like Mick Jagger?

And for my female readers:
Do you want to be like Donatella Versace frozen in a Botox stare—
Or more like a Tina Turner powerhouse with a Whitney Houston golden smile?

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Imagine deadpanning your way through life.
Always controlled. Always composed.
But never letting loose?

So let me ask you again—
Are you Team “Soulless Stare”
Or Team “Grin Like The World’s Your Stage”?

Exactly.

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That’s why, every Monday to Saturday:

* I send a few lines

* You read

* You chuckle

You’re happy, I’m happy. That’s the deal.

Sure, not every punchline will land.

But I promise you at least one thing (for free):
A once-a-week ChuckleGuarantee™.

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And hey—when you click this button, your head might implode (in a good way):

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And on Sundays?
More serious words.
My weekly {Sunday Truth} — a personal confession to our benevolent Lord —
Because there’s no true appreciation of laughter without appreciation of our Creator.

One observation. One truth. Every day.

🔱 Winner’s Mind: I VALUE MYSELF (2023)

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