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The surprising story of Stewart

A Don Juan in the costume of a clerk

Working hours are obsolete in a world where results matter.

The way it works…

You create your deliverable.
You deliver your deliverable.

WHEN you create the deliverable is irrelevant.
THAT you deliver is relevant.

(High-quality and on time, of course)

This can lead to curious scenes…

Monday. 8 AM.
Deadline. 10 AM.
Team has 2 hours.
Tension rises at work.

Only you chill…

Why?

Because you got your work done somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday morning. You don’t know exactly when… you can’t pinpoint the exact timeframe because you were high and the chicks around you made you lose your mind and think dic… differently.

Now it’s Monday.

You’re sober.
Clean.

Came down to earth from your trip.

And you deliver soberly.

The team loved it!

They only said, “Hey Stewart, excellent work! Only if you could’ve spiced up the presentation of your deliverable a little, that would have been nice.”

If only they knew…

Lesson:

HOW you got to your result… who gives a chameleon’s ass?

Keep up the great work and be more like Stewart between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

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"A surreal, dreamlike weekend scene showing a man with a secretive smirk, blending into a bizarre, whimsical environment. In the background, his colleagues appear distorted, sweating profusely in an exaggerated way, while he remains cool and dry under a spotlight. The setting is a blend of mundane office elements and strange objects like floating clocks, neon signs, and handwritten notes. The atmosphere is a mix of humor and mystery, with a hint of absurdity." (Adobe Firefly-generated image › based on a ChatGPT-generated prompt / image description › based on the email I wrote leading to the article you’re reading at the moment - the original source was my brain and therefore my human intelligence)

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